Jan 8, 2010

Now what do I do?

Without CFFL scouting to do how the hell am I supposed to fill the workday?

34 comments:

BMF Loan said...

Maybe we could fire you and you could sell stuff on eBay again?

Tulane Administration said...

What if we pretend to have this huge "Hurricane" and we can fire you so you can live in refugee housing and scout your CFFL team day and night?

V. Bratta said...

Start a band

T. Fortunado said...

You could play dungeons and dragons on-line with me.

A. Drude said...

You could mix up a jug of pee for me to drink?

E. Lewis said...

What if you help me with my focus?

H'chuck groupie said...

You could tour with Haverchuck

A Drude said...

Fuck you, I'm going to get my glock

A. Bernstein said...

Punch me in the FACE!

T. Sama said...

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T. Keck said...

Buy the Ab Rocket.

Please.

Byron said...

You could clean up your frickin' mess

C. Richards said...

Work on your bench press. Seriously you pussy.

D. Connolly said...

Slash says hang with the Slash

B. Smith said...

This thread is stupid.

Inner Consciousness said...

Stop wasting your time, Brad.

Guilt, mixed with shame. said...

You really should work harder, you know that?

Ego said...

Seriously? Get a hold of yourself.

Boss said...

This is outrageous. Return to work immediately. This place isn't going to raise money on its own.

Accounting officer, shocked. said...

Uh, hmm...well...$950,000 showed up last week. Know anything about that?

Rational thought said...

Well, I guess loafing once and a while is OK.

Still guilty... said...

Well, maybe not from August through January 8...

Anonymous said...

Scounting is a 24/7 365 day a year job.

Anonymous said...

What is the draft order?

CFFL Competition Committee said...

Will meet next week to discuss

1) Expanding to 12 teams
2) Eliminating the Shamrocks charter
3) Discussing ways to changing the tie rule
4) Adding a kicker
5) Favorite Keno #'s

Anonymous said...

Possible New Teams

1) JMP - The return of the Canadian
2) Rainey - Rooney Rule
3) Manna - Always has free time
4) Sama - Just because
5) Mike Daisey

theCFFLinsider said...

Who will Porter pick #1? Please post your suggestions:

Roosters will pick Landry Jones - Going back to the well

playersbet.com said...

We haven't seen you in a long time at the roulette tables....

Comp Commit thoughts said...

1) OT : move to wins first, ints second

2) bowl games: best of format, start 2 qbs, 3 rbs, 3 wrs, 2 tes

this will involve more bowl game interest, and reward deeper bowl teams, to a small extent, w/o compromising coaching.

3) Make 3 tes mandatory by adding roster spot. Position is just too risky and hate to say it, overvalues it...or

4) make every game a start 2 tes, best of (byes would involve only one starter). This will reward, potentially, deans who use a roster spot for a third TE.

5) trade deadline will move back a week; add drop will continue a bit later to insure injury plugs.

Nostalgia committee said...

Tie breaker: case race
Two TE = crap idea
J'aime Canadian teams
Saturday is our day: Rainey unlikely
Sama, shut the F up will you?
Bowl season: same as reg season
Frankly, reinstating Keno Day is a better idea than all yours combined commish.

1999 said...

LET'S draft defensive players again.

Sam Bradford said...

Roosters already own Landry Jones.

Possible first #1 picks include:

Donald Bruckham - RB UTEP - Odds -Unlikely, UTEP = disappointment, right Sully?

Lance Dunbar - RB N Texas - Odds - Doubtful, #1 NT picks = disappointment, right Seidman?

Chad Spann - RB N Ill - Odds - Questionable, RB IL solid position, Chad = ghey name.

Robert Turbin - RB UT State - Odds - maybe.

Dunbar said...

I'm the man.

Hunter, #1 overall pick 2009 draft said...

I'm available, Dean Porter