The College of Waddle - With three first round picks, you would think that the CoW would end up with a better team. As it happens, the CoW draft puzzled many and earns low marks. Brock Forsey RB Boise State is suddenly the CoW's best player, but he expects too from other 1st round picks Josh Scobey and Josh Reed. Nabbing budding flower Ryan Youngblood from Clemson was questionable, but the frosh might perform. Snatching TE Knapp late was the CoW's best move of the day. Grade = C+
Week 4 2001 review
(The team formerly known as Whistlin' Dixie) - A 1 TD performance from D-wonce Hicks brings this upstart back to earth. Though Sun Belt conference play will feature Hicks up the frickin' wazoo, for now the Stars and Stripes are just average. They are still my second favorite team in teh CFFL this year, and should contend for the CFFL Crown.
And don't forget to see the 2003 draft review and vote in the polls on the left-side bar.
Jose Davis jokes need to make a comeback.
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Hicks, you poured garbage on me, my wife and my little girl.
On Colligan's performance in the 2001 Dixie draft: "Unfortunately, (Dean Colligan's) draft would have been more successful had he allowed a braintrust consisting of CarrotTop, Kip Winger and Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen to make his picks. "
Perhaps my finest hour.
"When asked to discuss his personal training regimen, JuCo upstart Mewelde Moore explained his sudden disdain for the movement. "Coach just doesn't understand. I would score all these touchdowns after doing power cleans, then do more power cleans and score more touchdowns, but I really wasn't happy. So I started doing yoga once a week, and attend a group hug on Tuesdays. I may not score much anymore, but I make people happy. Do you want a hug?"
Gold. Pure gold.
"Coach Smith is all serious, like 'oh Damien, you didn't score. Go do some power cleans and think about what you did" beamed the JuCo senior co-captain. "But my team won. I made people happy. Happiness is what's most important, not drinking my Myoplex shake. Let's all just be happy! Here, have a cookie, I made them myself. Well, Mewelde helped, but the chocolate flakes were my idea!"
In 2001 I guess I had some time on my hands.
The giggling Express lockerroom contrasted sharply with the dour media relations postgame reception. Cuncho Brown, director of football operations and all around hardass summed it up brilliantly when he quipped, "Them assholes better turn off the oven and start scoring some frickin' touchdowns, or else Betty Crocker's getting an ass whoopin'"
I'm sorry, I can't stop laughing at this shit.
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