Ode to Wrecking The Frase

On the field o' Frase there is much malaise
For the JuCo are coming to town.
And after they play Dean Smith does say
"Why is McBride out humping a clown?

And Latt'more and Foles? They like riding big poles!
The effect is more "shock" than "awe"
I play TY and Aplin, Hillman and Franklin
But sadly, no Kyle Efaw.

In the end much rejoicing, a trophy I'm hoisting,
In the shape of a cashew machine.
The JuCo will kill, with Sanu the Thrill,
The Frase drowned in lube from Big Green.