Big Green to Occupy Nudd Street

(Needham, MA) In an attempt to regain local respect - not to mentoin his own personal composure - Chief's Big Green Dean Ryan "The Chief" Sullivan began an unfriendly occupation of Nudd Street, shouting obscenities and demands for justice. He plans to occupy the premises under a giant blue tarp until further notice. Several dozen well wishers stopped by to picket in protest to the unfair anti-competitive practices of the nine other CFFL Deans, holding signs in support of the wayward Dean. The Chief has been burning furniture to stay warm during the seasonably cool nights, toasting hot dogs for sustainence. When the current residents of Nudd Street were asked what they thought of the protests, Debra Ouelette shared, "I can understand his situation. Michael Floyd has sucked this year. But Dean Bowen moved to Durham. Protesting here makes no sense."